Ensign Norbert of the USS Enterprise
Little was known about Ensign Norbert, but those carpets were always spotless aboard the USS Enterprise. “You might think the carpets clean themselves with some transporter technology whisking away the dirt, or maybe some sort of Altonian photon beam calibrated just to blast away the filth from everything that gets tracked in here when Commander Read more about Ensign Norbert of the USS Enterprise[…]